Grabbing the Pigeons

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The pigeons utilize best in the snow but are also very purposeful in the hot summer. The pigeon faeces can be used in the base of the finest perfumes and it can also heal the wound of the dreaded bite of the glass door. But how can it heal the bit, I hear you ask? Well they carry a special chemical in their blood called Enzitholitholical Lithaoser. This carries haemoglobin which can be used to give a special type of blood. Enzitholitholical Lithaoser seeps in through the skin, finds it's way into the bloodstream, goes through the arteries to the heart, spreads through the body to find the poison and breaks it down and flushes it down through the bladder. Enzitholitholical Lithaoser is passed through the excretion process so whenever anyone tells you that pigeon poo is bad for you, murder them for me, please.

Anyways bye until I post again.

Ideas sequel with cliffhanger

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If you look at the post titled: Iddeas (Smadge spelt it wrong) you will find the words "It better be worth it..." Well it was. Smadge and I both achieved enlightenment, we both used our toenails to open the key of the door to Karashowth and we discovered the shocking secret of life.

But you will have to wait 'til the next post to find out.

Anyways bye until I post again.

Follow that mongoose

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Following mongooses is an extreme hobby of mine and it has also turned into a living. But what is a mongoose, I hear you ask. Well, a mongoose is an extremely strange creature. Some people think that it is a cross between a monkey and a goose or even a moose but this is not so. It has a fourth eye, as opposed to the original three. it has four legs (which is one of the only normal things about it), sixteen thousand noses, each as red as the other and two tails.

But why do I follow these things for a living? Well, for one, it relaxes me. The other is to run from screaming footballs of doom and cabbages who have strange accusations for the truth of the midge bite. The midge bites to suck blood from creatures of inferior intelligence to gain clever DNA so that they can too get an education and finally be clever enough to take over the world. Of course, it's hard to believe that this has anything to do with following mongooses because I am running away from them but the mongooses lead me to the cabbages evil lair. So whilst I listen to them plotting and scheming I talk to the mongooses and I have found out that they shall assist me in my campaign to understand and destroy the cabbages which brings me back to following mongoose.

Anyways bye until I post again.

P.S. Follow that mongoose.

Iddeas

i was on gmail one day when my friend (travis perkins aka the glovinater) emailed me with a word. that word was--- SCROTHER! it holds meaning for many peoples lives, and it will help me on my search for enlightenment. I ony now need a jade pinapple and the magic golden bongo drums. Ten i go to the temple of doom and say uieofna.dnav boipfupoijfasjhdgaisu! and the i have a magic spear which i have to use to kill the mythical tin-hou-se to activarte a sequence of chain reactins, splitting the very fabric of 4-dimencional spacetime, and all to achieve on little persons enlightenment. it better be worth it.....


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